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Jennifer's turn....
by Jennifer, posted Feb 25 2010 7:49AM
Jen's Rules Women Wish Men Knew

I remember EVERYTHING about our relationship.

A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

I love it when you're sweaty.

I need to know how you feel about me.  Often.  Tell me now.  Now! 

You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, holding a baby, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, eating a peach. 

"Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

Only rock stars are alowed to wear leather pants. 

You did something bad.  I seem cool with it.  I'm sooo not. 


Anything else you can add to the list? 
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Rules For Girls
by Jennifer, posted Feb 24 2010 7:41AM
PAUL'S RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW
  • Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally.
  • We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and jump them.
  • Our favorite T-shirts are not "disgraceful." They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation.
  • Get to the point.
  • You can't complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
  • If you ask us, "Do you think she's prettier then me?" we just might say, "Yes." Then what are you going to do?
  • Don't expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you doesn't mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
  • Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
  • For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It's an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
  • If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, "I went to the beauty shop today."
  • If you have to have a cat please don't name him "Mister" anything.
  • Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
  • We don't go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
  • We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.
  • We don't believe you when you say money isn't important to you.
  • It's not that we don't want to make you happy, it's just that sometimes we don't know how.
  • If it itches, it will be scratched.
  • If you ask a question you don't really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn't want to hear.
  • Don't ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
  • Sundays equals sports. Period.
  • Gadgets are as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
  • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • Crying is blackmail.
  • Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
  • Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it.
  • No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.
  • Most guys own three or four pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair -- out of 30 -- would look good with your dress?
  • Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  • Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  • It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
  • Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
  • If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
  • If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  • You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
  • Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
  • If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
  • Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
  • Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color. Same goes for melon.
  • If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing is wrong.


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What does YOUR man smell like?
by Jennifer, posted Feb 16 2010 7:01AM


Ladies, THIS is one of the best commercials I've ever seen; just look at that man!  He's just divine!  And he's on a horse :)
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Men's Health weighs in....
by Jennifer, posted Feb 6 2010 9:50AM
According to Men's Health mag, these are the 20 top things women notice on a guy.  On Monday, we'd like to hear YOUR ideas.  Anything missing from this list?   For me, it's good, strong hands.  Able to both weed-whack and change a tire outside, then come inside to soothe a child and make ham and cheese omelets for the family.  

1. Your well-muscled left forearm. Conveniently located directly above the very first thing I notice: your ring finger.

2. Your skin tone. 1 percent increase in tan = 47 percent increase in muscle tone.

3. Your resemblance to a rock. The Rock, Kid Rock, and all the rocks in between are equally attractive. So stop worrying about your body type. I like them all.

4. Your lungs. When you suck in your gut to impress me, I'm charmed silly.

5. Your stride. I love watching a man who's confident and in shape enough to run shirtless on the beach. You're barefoot, too? My heart is racing.

6. Your swim trunks. No Speedos, please. Just something stylish that shows off your moneymaker.

7. Your moneymaker. It's not what you're thinking . . . I mean those lines that start near your hips and plummet down to your groin. They make you extremely hot . . . and me very, very bothered.

8. Your resemblance to Spider-Man. Women think Tobey Maguire is sexy. And you look like you can totally kick his ass.

9. Your calves. Especially when you're playing volleyball, sprinting for the Frisbee, riding your bike, or on your hands and knees helping a 5-year-old dig a sandcastle moat. 

10. Your body in jeans . . . and a linen dress shirt with rolled-up sleeves and a backward baseball cap, all while you're splashing around with your black Lab in the surf at sunset. No, you're not wearing or doing that now. But I'm imagining you are, and you look freaking fetching. 

11. Your rear view. Three words: lower-back dimples.

12. Your activity level. Have you been lying out? Or working out?

13. Your shoulder muscles. At some point I will determine whether you're strong enough to save me when I pretend to be caught in the undertow.

14. Your brainpan. Turn the right kind of pages and you can really turn me on. What are you reading—Melville? Or Maxim?

15. Your accessories. Sunglasses and thong flip-flops = instant appeal.

16. Your attire. Salty, sandy, sun-kissed, and wearing a well-worn white T-shirt? I don't care what's under your shirt, because I can only think about getting naked. 

17. Your courage. You didn't dip your toe to test the water before jumping in.

18. Your eyes. My eyes are open under these Jackie O. sunglasses, boy, and I can see you checking me out. 

19. Your beer belly. A small one's not so bad. A tiny bit of soft flesh over the waistband is forgivable. (Just don't look like you swallowed the keg.)

20. Your belly button. Innie? Outie? Doesn't matter. Weirdly erotic, either way.
 
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